I got about halfway through this one. It's only the second Furious I've tried to watch. It's as awful as I expected. Yeah there's lots of cool action scenes with cars. But my god the dialog is awful. There's no story here. It felt like I was watching 80 commercials for the movie stitched together. Every line is an attempt at a joke. Vin Diesel is a terrible actor. I didn't care at all about anything that was happening. I guess they were trying to get Jason Statham? Except that everywhere they went was not directly going after him, but he would show up, they would run away, and he would inexplicably stop chasing only to show up at the next place. So what was the point? Why does this series exist??? Why do people go see it????
I scored this lower than Jurassic World, but it should be a tie. May need to revisit Jurassic review, see where I was too generous.
First Viewing: 3+0+0+2+0 = 5